My Dinner

salt and malt vinegar
the real McCoy's
ridge cut
nothing but
crisps

I find comfort in the thought
that if you take out the monosodium glutamate
and overlook the maltodextrin
there's a little bit of vegetable
in every one

Cheap and Cheerful

like crabs
waiting to be cooked
no thought for comfort
no friendly introductions
and very little room
for elbows or toes
this is how we travel
on the Mega bus to Glasgow

Eat Skull