Poem for Teddy Sherringham

not the only
teddy boy
you weren't to be 
out done
when Sir Alex brought 
his hair dryer out
you went on the run

Poem for Andy Cole

You scored my favourite goal
Do you remember the one
The ball came in from the left
Or was it the right
One touch
And the crowd were on their feet
You blinked
And I missed it

Poem for Paul Scholes

The little magician
Popping up where you'd least expect him
Sometimes with his head
Other times his toes
He could use anything
He was such a good technician

Poem for Roy Keane

Your reputation
Went before you
Whenever you took to the field
We were all scared 
You might lose it
But I always knew
You were a puppy
In a wolf's skin

Poem for Ryan Giggs

Expert dribbler
Better than most
You used to drive your mum berserk
Dribbling all the way from Pentrebane
To Whitchurch

Poem for Nicky Butt

The Guv'nor of Gorton
The northerner of South China
The free agent of Preston

Poem for David Beckham

You went to L.A.
For a holiday
They've got some nice shops
And Mickey's just across the Bay
But nothing beats the Trafford Centre
On a Saturday

Poem for Gary Neville

Anything for a quiet life
An evening in
Watching TV
Maybe catch some of Match of the Day
Or a David Beckham souffle

Poem for Dennis Irwin

You looked a bit
Like my Geography teacher
And you came from Oldham
To Manchester

Poem for Jaap Stam

Jaap Stam
The flying Dutchman
Took off like a bird
Landed like a pigeon

Poem for Phil Neville

The lesser known
Of the Neville's
While Gary was out dancing
You stayed at home
And did the dishes
You never knew
What you were missing

Poem For Peter Schmeichel (from a Liverpool fan)

You could have stayed
At the World Wildlife Fund
You could have let us win
Just one