Sandwiches

How do they know
When they come
Or where they go
Every day
I go too late
And I'm left
With no breadcake, barm or butty
They must think I'm nutty

Ducks V's Swans

You need ducks
To do the dishes
Stick their bums up
And hunt for fishes


Swans are all majestic
No one ever sees them
Get their heads wet


But I'm sure they still have odd days
When they forget

The Mouse in the House

Blackpool 4 Leyton Orient 2

LAUGHING DONKEYS............FREE
DONUTS......................5 for £2
CHARITY BAKING APPLES.......10p
SEASIDE DRIZZLE.............intermittent
BONNIE WEE MARKET...........more often than not
COFFEE AND A MUFFIN.........£1
BATMAN & ROBIN..............with two cans of Stella
ALAN BENNETT................50p
............................what a lovely fella

Turtle Talk

Crocodiles, sharks and hungry fush
You sea turtles
Have got it tough