Poem for Dennis Irwin

You looked a bit
Like my Geography teacher
And you came from Oldham
To Manchester

Poem for Jaap Stam

Jaap Stam
The flying Dutchman
Took off like a bird
Landed like a pigeon

Poem for Phil Neville

The lesser known
Of the Neville's
While Gary was out dancing
You stayed at home
And did the dishes
You never knew
What you were missing

Poem For Peter Schmeichel (from a Liverpool fan)

You could have stayed
At the World Wildlife Fund
You could have let us win
Just one

Eagulls V's Seagulls

Eagulls are massive
But you never see them
Except on TV
But if they weren't massive
You'd have never heard of them
Because seagulls have got a lot more
Going for them