Thursday 7 January 2010

Supermeat

I gave my cat supermeat
now she's hanging from the ceiling
her big brown eyes
staring down at me

I checked the tin and it said
no noticeable side-effects
so I got out my step ladders
and took her to the vets

He tested her breathing and her heart rate
it seemed there was nothing really wrong
except she kept walking backwards
and she was unnaturally strong

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