I'm not brave enough to be a bat
I'm too delicate to be dangling
In the dark and damp
I couldn't survive
On a diet of blood
I'm more into tea and crumpets
Than gruesome bloodfests
More King of Afternoon Naps
Than Prince of Darkness
I'll never be a killer
I don't like to miss my dinner
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OMG you never told me about this poem. Also, you could be a fruit bat, they are really cute and come and go as they please.
ReplyDeleteLooks a bit like Nico(Knickers) - http://www.fs.fed.us/r8/caribbean/wildlife-facts/2005/wildlife-facts_images_2005/jamaican_fruit_bat.jpg